I have something to tell you.
Actually, make that a whole list of somethings.
1. I am fatter than I have ever been.
2. I don't drink enough water,
choose the healthiest meals,
or work out as often as I should.
3. I have more responsibilities,
and more gray hairs
than ever before.
4. I have WAY less time to sleep,
than in the past.
5. I've been known to yell,
shed tears ,
once or twice...
6. My house is messier
and more disorganized
than it has been in my whole life.
7. I'm a real person
(as hard as that is to believe).
And you know what?