Children, gather around. This is Bee. This is what she looks like when she is having a fit.
You should avoid looking like this. Being a crying-whiner is a crying shame.
When mom says it's time to go... it's time to go! Sobbing and telling the world about your "hurt heart" won't get you what you want. It may just get you a mother who laughs, takes pictures of you, and posts them for the world to see.
For shame!Why does this girl cry?Well, the other day she cried almost all the way home from Nana's and that time it was because she doesn't have a sister. It didn't matter what her mom said. She wanted Auntie Kit-Kat to come live with us and be her sister. When that plan fell through she started hounding for another baby. Sorry, honey! This mama is NOT going to have another baby just so you can have a fifty-fifty chance of a sister. Not at the moment anyway.Parents, I hope you are taking advantage of this post. I've always wanted my children to be examples to others. I'm so pleased they can show your children what not to do.
I mean, look at that. The slumped shoulders, the despair, the drama. When I was a child I would have been ashamed to behave in such a way.
Buss iv ma. Ahhh funk ahhhwavwaungbawahhhahhhWABahhhfafar.
Ah! [removing foot from mouth] Ahem, this is me. I think I was crying because I did have a sister.
At least I know exactly where my daughter gets it.